We’ve all been there – cycling in our own lane wearing hi-vis and obeying the road rules. When, out of nowhere, a suburban mum in a Land Rover comes careening into your lane and nearly decapitates you.
Of course, once you’ve checked that your head is still there, the next thing on your mind is having something really witty to say when you see them again at the stop lights. However, if you’re like me, you ALWAYS think of something funny to say afterwards and miss your opportunity.
Well fear no more, just for you today, the team at cycle bible has collected three fantastic insults to sling their way. Sometimes, you’ve got to fight fire with fire!
- i’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.
2) Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there.
3) Thank goodness stupidity’s not a crime, or you’d get life in prison
Throw these out and see how you go! Good luck fellow cyclists!